"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." - Dr Johnson
*engine revving noise*
More like Pussy Dump Truck bc we're gonna get
More like Pussy Garbage Disposal bc that shit is gonna get eaten
More like Pussy Schoolbus bc
no seatbelts or protection otherwise required!
More like Pussy Commercial Jet W A Narcoleptic Pilot bc we're going
More like Pussy Ambulance Siren bc
what the hell am I doing here. I don't belong here. OOOOUGH OUUUUU RUN RUN RUNNNNNN
The Daily Routine of NYC's Favourite It Girl
- I wake up and I stare at the ceiling.
- I wonder why nobody stays.
- I put on my jorts and my limited edition MarineLand baseball cap and I go to your mom's house.
- A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
- I fall asleep in her arms, content.
- every time she makes me breakfast in the morning I'm one step closer to becoming your step dad.
- better watch the fuck out champ.